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Horse racing is much more than an excuse for gambling. It is a love for the beauty, grace and speed of the horse. It can also be an intellectual battle of examining competing facts and trying to formulate the future from results of the past. In some ways it is an investigation, as performed by an eager detective. And in other ways it can be the thrill of a crossword puzzle, with multiple possible responses, but ultimately only one correct answer. I have been involved with horse racing in both practical and intellectual ways. My passion for the theatre of the racetrack saw me leave school at fifteen and spend early mornings immersed in the sweat, smells, and sting of preparing horses for racing. Later I would come to research bloodlines and work in the multi-million dollar world of thoroughbred breeding and sales. Horse racing has many facets. It does not sit in isolation in the world. It is something we should explore in detail and in depth. For more than ten years I have provided speedrating information to the racing industry and public through my company: Speedratings (www.speedratings.com.au).

why kick a moo cow?

July 10th 2008 07:13
When I was growing up I found that I had a very good vocabulary for an eight-nine-or-ten year old schoolboy due to my interest in horseracing (thoroughbred and harness in those days).

Aydee whatsit spelling
Aydee whatsit spelling



(photo: David Martinelli)

Uncanny; intangible; assiduous; impregnable; Bastille (even history lessons from racing) and many more. French names, Latin names, and the most unusual English names, all part of everyday horseracing. I thank horseracing for the foundation of my English language skills.

But there has also always been the other side of naming horses. The attempt to trick the racing authorities and make life difficult for the racecallers.

Waikikamukau (why kick a moo cow?...I suppose it could be a question) has always been a favourite name. Apparently though it is a New Zealand expression that means ‘a long way from anywhere’. It is an imaginary small rural town - another term for of ‘back of Bourke’.

Of course we also get the very clever names from a combination of Sire and Dam names:

Camilla’s Beau (by Casual Lies out of Royal Infatuation).

And sometimes the racing authorities discover the joke or ruse after the horse has bolted (a few times around the track already).

Only recently the Queensland horse, Aydee Fic, has been required to have a name change. Of course this name means little to most of us - but the horse has since been renamed Journey On after it was discovered (and notified to authorities) that Aydee Fic is an Arabic phrase that means ‘fuck you’.


baise-moi?

Famous US racecaller Tom Durkin has fun with this teaser and tongue-test:



and this comedy-call-classic:

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